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1 year ago

Questions That are Hard to Answer

Everyone has that one friend that they like to annoy, so why don’t you ask them one of these questions? Enjoy!

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box.

Once you’re in heaven, do you get struck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If corn oil in made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? 

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why does Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Unfortunately, all of these questions have answers that¬†I know. But, to learn them you’ll have to inbox me, (I want to see your guess!)

1 year ago
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